Blue Q You're All Amazing and Shit Socks
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Blue Q - I'll Feed All You F**kers Oven Mitt
Blue Q
It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
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Blue Q - This Is F**king Delicious Oven Mitt
Blue Q
Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up? Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
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Blue Q - Droppin' A Recipe On Your Ass Over Mitt
Blue Q
A little cinnamon, a lot of butter, and a heaping cup of brilliance. But no raisins. Never raisins. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
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Blue Q - Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Mens Crew Socks
Blue Q
You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, m...
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Blue Q - My Cat Is Cool As F**k Womens Crew Socks
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Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But...
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Blue Q - Made From Scratch Oven Mitt
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The extra ingredient is love. And some tears from when I cut my finger. Maybe a piece of fingernail. But mostly love. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
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Blue Q - I've Got A Knife Oven Mitt
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Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn near perfect match for your kitchen. Super-insu...
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Blue Q - Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt
Blue Q
Sorry, I didn't mean to yell. I just wanted to make sure you really heard me. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.Measures: 31.5cm x 18cm x 2cm
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Blue Q - Motherf**king Girl Power Womens Crew Socks
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#YesAllWomenShouldBeRockingTheseSocks Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
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Blue Q - I Love My Asshole Kids Oven Mitt
Blue Q
Mommy loves you. She loves you more when you're at summer camp. But either way, she loves you. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
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Blue Q - Parsley, Sage, F*ck Off Oven Mitt
Blue Q
(I think) this message has been approved by Simon and Garfunkel. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Measures: 31.5cm x 18cm x 2cm
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Blue Q - Most Likely To Microwave Oven Mitt
Blue Q
They also voted me Most Likely To Put Off Something Until Tomorrow. I'm pretty much nailing it. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
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Blue Q - I Just Sh#t In The Woods Hand Sanitizer
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I hope the next time you shit in the woods, you have a kind friend/husband/bystander there to help you out of the ditch, like this classy lady. I J...
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Blue Q - Always Be Yourself. Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Womens Crew Socks
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I'm not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but I'm also not going to say it wasn't worth it. Women's shoe s...
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Blue Q - F*ck I Love Cheese Oven Mitt
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But I mean I really love cheese. Like˜?"�really?"� love cheese. As in I am starting a campaign to get cheese added to every meal. Super-insulated. ...
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Blue Q - My Dog Is Cool As F**k Womens Crew Socks
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It's a learned behaviour, BTW. What I'm saying is, my dog got it from me. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.
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Blue Q - Me When My Song Comes On Womens Crew Socks
Blue Q
These socks were made for DANCING! (Sorry, that one was too easy to pass up.) åÊ Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.
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Blue Q - Man With A Pan Oven Mitt
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Watch out, guys! This man's got a pan and he's not afraid to use it. Or, at least, if he is, he's not letting on. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Mea...
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Blue Q - Say No To Salad Oven Mitt
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Who would have thought that a hot dog and it's burger buddy could be so darn empowering?! Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Measures: 31.5cm x 18cm x 2cm
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Blue Q - Ringmaster Of The Sh#t Show Mens Crew Socks
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Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerised by your power and...
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Blue Q - Fifty Shades Of Brown Lavatory Mist
Blue Q
Because some things you do in private should remain...in private. We can help. With the delicate scents of moss, mandarin and amber. 5.3 fl. oz./15...
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Blue Q - Feed You F*ckers Cooking Apron
Blue Q
Watch out! I've got a spatula and I'm not afraid to use it! Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy poc...
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Blue Q - Sh*ting Glitter! Magical Unicorn Lavatory Mist
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Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. But unicorns? They eat glitter. And, I don't think I need to tell you what happens next...
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Blue Q - Mr. Punctual Mens Crew Socks
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Is this guy late, early, or perfectly punctual? Is time just a figment of our collective imagination? Just how powerful is "now"? These are the big...
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Blue Q - I Gave A F**k, Once Womens Crew Socks
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There was a time, way back before, in the olden days, at which I cared. A little, not a lot. Never did I ever give TWO Fucks. That's too far! Anywa...
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Blue Q - Get A Load Of These Whiskers Mens Crew Socks
Blue Q
Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks! Men's shoe size 7-12. åÊ 54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex.
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Hand Sanitiser - Maybe You Touched
Blue Q
The Number One After-Genital-Contact Hand Sanitizer. 62% alcohol. Kills 99.99% of germs on contact. Made with aloe vera. 2 oz./59 ml
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Blue Q - Secret Ingredient Cooking Apron
Blue Q
Hey! You know I am, I know I am, there's no use trying to be humble about it. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long wai...
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Blue Q - Pizza's Here Oven Mitt
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Who's a hero? YOU'RE A HERO. Congratulations, my dear. Please, have a slice. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Measures: 31.5cm x 18cm x 2cm
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Blue Q -Horny For Food Oven Mitt
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When you dip that strawberry in cream. When you lick the icing off your finger. When you take that first tender bite. Sorry excuse me, I got a bit ...
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Blue Q - I'm Not Bossy Oven Mitt
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What I love about the way you Boss is that you Boss without overplaying the fact that you're a Boss. Only a true Boss could Boss like you Boss. Sup...
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Blue Q - Yo Dude, Put Some Pants On Mens Crew Socks
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Also available from Blue Q: Yo Dude, Zip Your Fly Socks. And coming soon: Yo Dude, Is That A Dorito Crumb In Your Beard Socks. Just kidding. We don...
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Blue Q - Love You Weirdo Womens Crew Socks
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Simple, bright, comfortable, to the point and a little weird. Just how we like 'em. åÊ Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton, 46% nylon and 2% ...
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Blue Q - Sure I'm Listening, With My Butt Mens Crew Socks
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Every time I see these socks, I LOL. Every time he sees these socks, he'll LOL. And every time he goes to a pal's house and takes off his shoes, th...
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Blue Q - Running Late, Again Womens Crew Socks
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"Fashionably late" has a whole new meaning! Well, it's not an entirely new meaning. It's really more like a slight variation on the original meanin...
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Blue Q - Carpe The F**k Out Of This Diem Mens Crew Socks
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Blue is the colour of the sky, in the mornin' when we rise. It's also the colour of the best damn day-making socks in the whole wide world. Now for...
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Blue Q - Bring Your Wine To Work Day Womens Crew Socks
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If you do decide to bring your wine to work today, which you definitely should, please wear a helmet or green, padded wig if you roller skate home ...
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Blue Q - Let's Eat Your Feelings Oven Mitt
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Sometimes life gets tough, and that's why ice cream and best friends exist. But when even that dynamic duo can't get you out of your slump, go ahea...
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Blue Q - Parsley, Sage, F*ck Off Cooking Apron
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Herbs are so great becuase they're easy to grow, pack a punch, and they don't talk back. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Ext...
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Blue Q - Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt
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I'd say don't bring pants at all but some people consider that impolite. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Measures: 31.5cm x 18cm x 2cm
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Blue Q - Who Says I Never Finish What I.. Mens Crew Socks
Blue Q
Sometimes what I need to finish is following a cute-ass butterfly around the yard... so, sue me! åÊ Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 36% ny...
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Blue Q - Killin' It Mens Crew Socks
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A for effort, B for precision, and K for killing it. åÊ Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 2% spandex.
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Blue Q - I Am Going To Get Sh#t Done Later Womens Crew Socks
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Uggghhhhhhhh. I can't write this web description right nowwwwwww. Maybe later. Probably later. For sure, later. Just remind me, will you? Women's s...
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Blue Q - Made From Scratch Cooking Apron
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One great thing about cats is that they can't tell anyone if you sneak in a little boxed cake mix. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton ...
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Blue Q - Grumpy Old Man Cooking Apron
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Back in my day we didn't even have aprons, we just wiped our dirty hands on our shirts. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extr...
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Hand Sanitiser - Fu**in Around
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If I was going to fuck around, you'd know that I was going to fuck around. But I'm not going to fuck around, because I'm just not the kind of pers...
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Hand Sanitiser - Shit Show
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Don't call it a little, don't call it a bit. This is one *complete* shit show and it wont stand to be diminished. 62% alcohol. Kills 99.99% of ger...
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Hand Sanitiser - Poop In My Hand
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I've never loved anything enough to carry around its poop in my hands. But, one day, I hope to. 62% alcohol. Kills 99.99% of germs on contact. Mad...
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Blue Q You're All Amazing and Shit Socks
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